Here's a little diddy I wrote the other day...

“Do it with a Doula”

Doulas do it standing, squatting, on the floor,
In the bed – it’s never a chore.

On their knees and over the phone,
They aim to please, they even moan!

In the car and during the day,
On the toilet – any which way.

In the bed and in the shower.
They never charge by the hour.

Sitting, crawling, even walking,
Dancing, rocking, silent and talking.

They use their hands and have big balls,
They don’t even mind the midnight calls.

24/7 and all night long,
Do it with a Doula, you can’t go wrong!